“the proud, the few, the class of two-zero-one-two”
Twenty-One-Two’s gonna own you!
pushing senoirs into walls
breaking all the junoirs jaws
sophmores screaming ” Holy Shit”
cause 2012 runs this Bitch
Peace, Pot, Tequila shot, you all love us, stoned or not, sex, drugs, rock and roll, speed, weed, birth control, party hardy, drink Bacardi, smoke a bowl, have a party, Bud Lights good,the sex is too, we’re the class of ..1-2
you cant outdo the class of 1 2
Class slogans and….
Melanie Dawson
We are back. Excited? I’m thrilled. And look, the column is with the title this year. That’s What Melanie Said. See what I did there? Put my name in place of sh- you have it, okay, cool. We are already rolling. This is a leadoff double.
Colin at the meeting a little more than a month have now, and it seems in general students were not as enthusiastic as usual, and I think it is strange that we are all excited still so about Sarah Palin’s resignation. It’s like, Hey guys, it was not THAT gre-oh, you know what, there could be no backpacks in the locker room. … Probably both.
Anyway, I’m not a fan of this rain on my parade September. Summer’s decent enough – when hitting beaches and taking vacations and unbridled freedom, and Dave Matthews are your cups of tea – but we should all rise by at least a mini-out of the back-to-school time. The corridor and awkwardness and pickleball Bosco Sticks combined … as impeccable! My three favorites! This is what people mean when they rave about LT. I’m pretty sure.
It’s the dark side, if, that is, backpacks v. locker rooms, which only reinforces cynicism. Never a good thing. I could go off at any moment … Swearing, raging, storming a stage somewhere and mouthing off about whatever, maybe Beyonce music videos, maybe physics worksheets, it could be anything … and it would probably ugly.
Unless, of course, Channel I, the vitriol in this column. It works better for all this: I do not have to unleash my inner Kanye, and you have not seen me unleash my inner-Kanye. Win-win. And here, where we will begin “to see where / Class of 2013.” Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Finally … hear the bell, it tolls for the LT class slogans.
Below are the last four years, we are all on their toes: “Define / Class of 2012″, “It all began in 2007/Here we are in the class of 2011″, “From beginning to end / you enjoy class 2010 “and” Our Time To Shine / Class of 2009. ”
I feel no need – press or otherwise – in class, why are LT slogans go, in a very general sense, the worst running tradition on the planet. It seems undeniable self-evident truth than anything else. I would love to mock them individually, but there are only so many words – and while it is hard to pick just one to go with particular we 2012th I’m embarrassed just typed up with it. I feel a little less intelligent every time I can read. And (AND!) They skimped on the cheesy rhyme. The 2012-class slogan is a direct attack on everything right and holy and well-read in this world – in other words, a lyric Soulja Boy. Not okay.
And here’s the thing: the class slogans consistently fall far short of the “So silly, funny almost to End ‘field, which is what they are for his shooting, but more critically, you get the feeling that some administrators simply sat in his office , thinking, “Alright … has seen thirteen … mmm … rhyme? lakes here … to be here … Got it. God is lyrical. I AM THE NEXT Dylan. moderns Whitman, right over here, “then high-fiving themselves, and that’s it. I can guarantee in any way that they know exactly how it happened, but that’s exactly how it happens.
Of course I have it: “I would throw this t-shirt, but would not mean the kind? / Eh, threw it anyway, Class of 2014!” Or, “Bruce Springsteen is a great song called Bobby Jean / I’m listening to my iPod, Class of 2015!” Or, not in the epic rhyme vein of 2012, “these CLASS slogans are so stupid / I SEE NO REAL to eliminate them completely disadvantage, Class 2016! “And those are just from the top of my head! LT slogan guru, you call me. Could not get worse.
One would hope.
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We’re the class of ONE-TWO… dont you wish you could be one too??